Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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