Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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