After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I supernannyed him into submission
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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