did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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