Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
just tell him i said nine months
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
