NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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