Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.