still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?