I think about you every night.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb