You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.