I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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