So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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