No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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