Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm at about main and main street
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
