"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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