Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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