My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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