Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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