Soap is not a condiment
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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