My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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