But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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