If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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