I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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