u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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