I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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