Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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