On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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