We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just found puke in my bra..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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