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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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