I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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