she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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