My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
His hands were made for my vagina.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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