I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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