Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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