I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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