there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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