Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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