I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize