So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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