Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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