I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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