the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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