I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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