OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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