its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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