Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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