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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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