I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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