We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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