btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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