I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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