Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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