One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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