What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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