Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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