Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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