Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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