i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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