i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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