girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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